I am afraid to travel in bus

These days I am traveling very much by bus since I don’t have my two wheeler in kochi . Recently I saw a movie called Amir where this Protagonist places a bomb beneath the seat of the bus and another movie called Mumbai meri Jaan , where one of the Protagonist is afraid to travel by local train after the terrorist attacks in Mumbai . None of these are my concern. But what bothers me is , me being seated and some one ass/bottom is in my face and he farts, that’s what I am afraid off. Please, please even if you fart silently don’t fart of my face. I am afraid off fart and also I am a vegetarian.

Meeteshism™

Multitasking = Smiling + Winking to the beautiful women in the office + Farting + Talking to the wife on the phone + Deleting an important e-mail send by boss.