Heaven!

Have you ever felt the same.
Wearing a fresh washed underpants
after a span of three/more days.
It feels like "Heaven"

Life!

I was shopping and I read this sign.
"No trials and no returns accepted on underpants"

My preconceived notion got me whacked.

It was any other morning but I decide not to go to school by bus but go later, my classes were in afternoon. When I am not running to get ready in the morning despite of getting up early then my roommates now roommate. I did love to sip a cup or two of tea. So I hopped into school bus to get down at a near by hotel . I sipped my tea and asked what are they serving in breakfast? the owner was responding to my query. He mentioned a list of items and dosa it was for me . I asked him are they hot, like any other day query. He spoke two languages. One Hindi and English followed later. Do you think are they two days old [in hindi] , you are too young [in English] , and stuff which I am not able to recall . My face was blank and all I kept saying uncle don’t get angry [ in hindi].The fact is one could see the person making dosas , since it was sort of open kitchen , one could do so by making oneself bit uncomfortable and stretch one’s neck like a giraffe. We usually have our breakfast outside our school, a small hotel . Since they open up early and keep all the stuff ready to serve immediately , so I the first question I ask is what is hot ? they may say parota/Aapam/dosa /poota. Depending what is hot , I order my breakfast. There is difference in my approach . The first thing I do in the latter place is sake up the person literally who serve me breakfast and tea. Next time I might try to touch this tough guy will a good belly and may be in coming times try to sake him up complete. Alas ! my preconceived notion got we whacked, but it was not that bad either.
Now I don’t dare to ask this guy whats hot ! He seemed hotter then the breakfast he serves.

The changes I have undergone doing an MBA/PGDM

1. I bath, brush and shave everyday.

2. I have become more receptive to criticism.

3. Every single situation is an opportunity to me.

4. I have started eating my own words and hiding my two horns [ego, good or bad depends ] behind the curtain.

5. I am no more shy to ask for help/ opinion from any one to everyone.

6. To doze off when experts use Power point to facilitate a subject

7. Pray every single day to get a good package. [effect of recession/slow down in economy]

8. Networking is something I am trying to get good at .

9. Having acquaintance with professionals from different industries.

10. Asking myself everyday why should I be hired for hefty/good package by an employer?

11 To think about various business models, how they function? how they make profits? etc…

12. To use a lap top, to send an sms, to use a debit card, to be patient and cool as cucumber despite of reminders, when people don’t respond.

13. To channelize and dispose of my frustration through the vent of writing, it keeps me going.

14. Last but not the least, to apply deo everyday.

I ain't Poet

I Know What’s right

I know what’s right
But I am afraid.
And I sinked in pool of emotions and
I sanked deeper.
I tired to come on to the surface
But I couldn’t
I have pain and hope
The pain are two
A pain of not listening to heart
A pain of not being the best
I get killed everyday bit by bit
And my hope is salt on my wounds ,which I carry around.
What should I pray?
Is life a play or plain .
I know what’s right ,but I don’t have courage
My past does haunt me and my future does tease me.
Being quite and I know my plight
I tried to come on to surface, I felt suffocated
But heart says it’s the safest place.

You Can Survive

1. Pray from bottom of your heart every single day.
2. Wish, think and feel good for yourself and others always.
3. .Never be shy to express yourself, be it your boss or god. Master vocabulary
4. Learn to use your pen and tongue.
5. Love to see yourself in mirror everyday for few minutes with a big smile.
6. Never feel feeble from inside. Battles are won first inside.
7. Develop your own style, flair and charisma around, and the best of all is the simplicity.
8. Learn to acknowledge, appreciate and to apologize.
9. Don’t be predictable.
10. Have a clean heart and mind.
11. Enjoy the company of young one’s.
12. Just be yourself all the time and never forget who you are and where you come from?
13. Believe in concept of “Help” and not “charity”.
14. Shun the ego, Shun the ego , Shun the ego
15. Introspect, Introspect, And Introspect.

MEETESHISM™

ENGLISH COMMODE = INDIAN CONSTIPATION.

Blame II

1. I Blame cosmetic compaines for keeping me away from beautiful girls.

2. I Blame multiplex cinema for spoiling my taste , now I can't withstand the regualar bolloywood films.

Buddha's Corner

"The mind is everything. What you think you "

Blame.

1.I blame my parents for conceiving me, now I will have to make a living.

2.I blame my brother who got me into reading books.


3 I blame J.krishnamurti, Shunry Suzuki, Eknath Esawaran and others for giving the value system , the burden which I borne everyday.

4.I blame, Kishore singh, Swami Nathan, MJ.Akbar, GuruCharan Das , B. Venkatesh, Who compel me to read newspaper

5.I blame Vijay Mallaya, Ratan Tata, Narayan Murthy and others who taught to dream and live big and to them nothing is impossible [I am possible]

6.I blame my father and brother for making me strong from inside and nothing moves me.

7.I blame my blood group which forces me to [B+]

8.I blame you who makes me write.

9.Sometimes I blame myself ,that I blamed you.

10.I blame the creator ,for making me work my butt off .