It’s an evening in March 2026. Your mother calls. Not about your health. Not about your job. About the cylinder.
“Booking ho
gaya? Delivery kab hai?”
You laugh. Then
it hits you: you’ve had this exact call before. Six years ago. Back then, the
question was about atta.

Same India. New crisis. Same jugaad.
2020: When the whole country became a home bakery
Remember the
first week of lockdown? Everyone had a plan. Nobody had an oven.
Cake became
India’s most searched recipe, at twice the interest of paneer or dal.
Pressure cookers were promoted to ovens. Every family group had a sponge-cake
photo, and a story about the one that sank.
Dalgona coffee
had the biggest jump of any recipe. We whipped coffee by hand till our arms
gave up… to drink coffee.
Then Ramayan
came back on TV. One episode drew 7.7 crore viewers in a single day.
Three generations on one sofa, and for once the grandparents won the remote
war.
And somewhere
in between, “What is Binod?” made it to India’s top Google searches of the
year. Nobody knew. Everybody searched.
The year the laptop became office, cinema and ashram
First we
searched “how to use Zoom”. A few weeks later, “how to delete Zoom”. In
between, the same app hosted our meetings, birthdays and even pujas.
Kerala went
further. Director Mahesh Narayanan and Fahadh Faasil made C U Soon
during lockdown, a full thriller told entirely through phone and laptop
screens. It landed on Amazon Prime in September 2020. The rest of us couldn’t
finish one Zoom call without “you’re on mute”.
Others used the
laptop to find some calm. Art of Living took its SKY breathing online, and
millions joined in. Isha made Inner Engineering Online free for doctors, nurses
and police, and half price for everyone else. Finally, a video call where
nobody had to unmute.
2026: The cylinder gets a garland
In March 2026,
the war in West Asia choked the Strait of Hormuz, the route for most of India’s
imported cooking gas. Gas agencies had queues. The government set a 25-day
minimum gap between refills.
Then India did
what India does. It opened Instagram.
•
A family garlanded an LPG cylinder and welcomed it home
like a new bride. Rice-pot kick and all.
•
Someone re-edited SRK’s famous Kabhi Khushi Kabhie
Gham homecoming. He walks in carrying a gas cylinder, with Jaya Bachchan
waiting at the door with the aarti thali. Same film. Now with 14.2 kg of
khushi.
•
Someone cooked dinner on a pan balanced over five
candles. MasterChef, take note.
•
“Desi people with chulha watching others panic for
LPG.” Nani’s kitchen was future-proof all along.
•
Neighbours started borrowing gas the way they used to
borrow sugar.
•
Wedding planning tip of the year: invite 25 people,
tell the rest the caterer has no gas, and take the honeymoon with the savings.
Not everyone was laughing, of course. Behind
the reels, many families went back to wood and kerosene, and some Mumbai
restaurants shut their kitchens. The memes were how people carried the stress,
not proof that there wasn’t any.
Ten-minute delivery meets a 25-day refill gap
If the cylinder
was the bride, the induction cooktop was the hero who saved the wedding.
Amazon India’s
induction sales jumped 30 times in two days. Delhi-NCR sales rose 300%.
Blinkit, Zepto and Instamart, the apps that promise anything in ten minutes,
simply ran out. Rice cookers and electric kettles flew off the shelves too.

March 2026: the week the induction stove
became a household hero.
There was one
more kitchen twist. Iran buys nearly 40% of India’s basmati exports. Ships got
stuck and basmati prices fell about 6%. For once, the rice was waiting for the
biryani.
Then the other chips came for our phones
This one crept
in quietly. AI data centres were already eating the world’s memory chips. Then
the war squeezed Qatar’s helium, about a third of the world’s supply, which
chip factories use to cool silicon wafers while the chips are made.
The result
reached your pocket. Phones in India got 8–12% costlier between January
and May 2026. Some brands kept the price and quietly gave you 6GB of RAM
instead of 8GB.
Chips packets
taught us shrinkflation. Now the other chips are teaching it to our phones.

Same price, a little less inside. Sound
familiar?
What I noticed going back through both years
The jokes and
the jugaad arrived in the same week. The induction rush hit on 11–12 March
2026. The cylinder memes peaked on 12–16 March. India was laughing and fixing
the problem at the same time.
In 2020 it was
the same: the Dalgona craze and the work-from-home scramble happened side by
side.

Six years apart, the same playbook.
What I think it means
In 2020, the
skill was bread without a bakery, films without a set, and calm without
leaving the house.
In 2026, the
skill was dinner without gas, and a phone with less RAM for more money.
India doesn’t panic. It adapts. Then it makes a meme
about it.
Here’s what I
think: humour isn’t the opposite of taking a crisis seriously. For a lot of us,
it’s how we get through one. And while we’re laughing, we’re usually already
fixing it.
So the next
time your mother calls about the cylinder, you’ll be ready. Induction stove
plugged in. Candles in the drawer. Meme already forwarded.
What was your household’s jugaad, in 2020 or this
year?


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